whorizonwireless: *40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them
nighthooker: how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck
the-yolocaust: a porno called “swiggity swag whats in the vag”
fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
poopflow: blackandwiteroses: poopflow: men are from mars women are from venus damn im horny someone hop on this penis awesome dude! men are from the inland women are from the coast holy shit your comment sucks get the fuck off of my post
elsenz: “feminism isnt real youre all just butt hurt bitches with a victim complex”
tupuc: tips on how to impress a girl: dress like joe biden show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia talk like joe biden show her your joe biden tattoo be joe biden
“you may now kiss the bride”
bigstupidbaby: there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no
equalist: seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button
farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
sharonosbourne: sharonosbourne: I LOVE JESUS BUT I LOVE COCK SO MUCH MORE SORRY JESUS
deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
holyshitghost: I’m sorry but I’m still logical when drunk. Don’t you dare attempt to drunkenly reason with me. I will win. I will defeat you.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS...
sexhaver: i learned more about lighting and angles from taking nudes than i ever did in four years of newspaper class
h0odrich: mormondad: what activities do you do while listening to lana del rey shoot heroin and smoke cigs on ur sugardaddys lap