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a porno called “swiggity swag whats in the vag”
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if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
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While I agree with your message, an apostrophe, capital i, and the letters “yo” probably would not have been that much more work to add.
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GodLovesUgly
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i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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men are from mars
women are from venus
damn im horny
someone hop on this penis
awesome dude!
men are from the inland
women are from the coast
holy shit your comment sucks
get the fuck off of my post
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“feminism isnt real youre all just butt hurt bitches with a victim complex”
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tips on how to impress a girl:
- dress like joe biden
- show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia
- talk like joe biden
- show her your joe biden tattoo
- be joe biden
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